Thank you, Jason, for the ride to the Portland Jetport.
The excitement started immediately upon arriving at the security screening area in Portland, Maine. Who would have guessed that a cell phone in a shirt pocket can set off alarms, and that the TSA Agents frown on passengers who don’t offer their boarding passes on request? These folks take their jobs very seriously. Fortunately, the contraband bottle of Purell made it through without incident. Looking back, that one ounce bottle probably saved us from the Swine Flu Pandemic which would hit the country a few days later.
We boarded Jet Blue flight 605 destined for New York’s Kennedy airport. The first sights off the plane were the foot-massage ladies and the call girls selling high-end “eau de toillette”.
Our first adventure on this 12-day journey was to find a bite to eat at the concourse “Gourmet Market” before jetting off to Las Vegas.
Please click here to read about our arrival in Vegas. Can this get any better?
Southwest Road Trip 2009 
This is going to be a fun ride! For all of us readers, that is! Love your humor. Where in AZ? I’ll come to you-within reason! No peaks please!
oopssssssssssss Just found the story about the car rental incident.Wouls have scared the BeJeasus out of me.Would have pulled up my pants and ran for the Hills Yelling (Crooks) Hope you do not have to buy the car when you return it.Love you Guy’s Stay safe Mom/Dad
Great writeup so far. However, we are anxiously awaiting some more info. I bet it didn’t stop at Youlanda!! Miss you.
Ok …this is my second attempt at a post. I sense that you do not want to post my comments so as to not offend that witch at fox. Perhaps it is best, the last thing you need is for her L.A. gang friends to visit you
A great narrater you are Steve.Excuse me buttttttttttttt almost had an Orgasm with the beauty around you. Breathtaking The scenery keeps changing, and keeps us on interested in each write up. Looking forward to the New Mexico visit.dad said to look for arrowheads? Looks like you would find some.Love you
You cannot even sell my name right… I too am looking forward to your return to vegas. The finger nails you loved so much will be counting each scratch, ding and roadkill bug marking. I so look forward to settling up with you. what happens in vegas stays in vegas..$$$$